Has anyone else had the jarring experience of seeing that bizarre ad for some car or SUV crusing along a road with an endless series of orange jumpsuited men standing shoulder to shoulder along the whole length of the road? When it gets closer they’re logo’ed and maybe their jumpsuits are actually red, but from afar you’d think they were all internees. The vehicle proceeds along a completely empty road, in the country and the city, but at a pointless stoplight one of this endless series of autonomic mechanics stoops down to tighten the cap on the air stem on the gleaming, polished tire. He shares a smile of deep pride with the adjacent prisoner. This wins this week’s Imperial Porn Award.